I don’t like writing these. People who do like writing these are probably insane. You’re supposed to write in the third person and list a bunch of credits that the average person hasn’t heard of., like this:
Rick Wood is a Los Angeles based comedian who performs at clubs throughout the country and has appeared at numerous festivals including, Laughing Skull Comedy Fest 2015, 10,000 Laughs Comedy Festival, Crom Comedy Toronto, and Limestone Comedy Festival 2017 & 2018.
Then people read that and think, wow that’s some stuff I’ve never heard of. I know absolutely nothing about what I’m going to see based on the above information. Here’s an attempt to describe what you will see so you can make an informed decision about coming to a show:
Rick Wood is a comedian who talks about UFOs, ghosts, the value of a cheap beer, and sandwiches.
Need more self-congratulatory bullshit?
He’s opened for Chris Gethard, Kyle Kinane and other comedians on the outskirts of fame. Impressed?