Hello, and welcome to my website. Look at you! Going to just like in the old days. This one isn’t very slick, and I can’t even attest to its full functionality because I am not a web designer. I have been a graphics designer when the economy forced such things but lately I have worked mainly as a TV Writer (MTV, you know the one show.) and an Audio Engineer.

Aside from that I’ve partially filled my wallet and calendar with producing or session work and the incredibly lucrative world of standup comedy. I’d love to play on your record, help produce a track, engineer a recording session, mix or master your project (Music or Comedy), or even just help clean up edits on your podcast, web series, short film, etc. Anything that involves hearing sound coming out of a speaker.

As a result of not having a state of the art facility full of every incredible gizmo and contraption I am able to be rather flexible with rates and other parameters. I have got and am able to get a variety of plugins, DAWs and other digital tools for editing and sound manipulation. I also have a modest but effective collection of outboard gear if you are interested in something more analog in terms of signal path. If I think your project requires a more robust setup I will happily recommend you to a few places where you can find that. No consulting fee even. (Hey, what a guy!)

If you’d like to hire me to write something, by all means please do.

And if you want to book me for standup send me a message with a date and a location.

If you’re just lurking for sport, I hope you find it.